"PRBot II" (prbot2) 12/06/2014 at 22:17 • Filed to: None

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be me

get new job

9/10 girl works next desk over

her kia's in the shop, needs work done

"Hey Viper, can I get a ride home?"

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we get in my saab

"Oh cool! You drive a manual transmission too? I love it, but my bf not so much"

buckets and buckets thinking about her ever since

Thunderface > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:19

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make her dump her bf for you

PanchoVilleneuve ST > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:19

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HOON LOVE

TDogg > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:20

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Step 1: Find bf

Step 2:

Step 3: Become new bf

Alex from Toronto > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:24

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Conan > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:27

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When my girlfriend told me "In my country, pretty much nobody has an automatic." I knew everything was gonna be perfect.

PRBot II > Conan 12/06/2014 at 22:28

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European?

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:30

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Aw cool, you should teach her bf to drive manual, and it will make their relationship stronger, and they'll live happily ever after.

SVTyler > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:30

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Buckets and buckets thinking about her

... So how many tissues did you go through?

PRBot II > SVTyler 12/06/2014 at 22:31

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The whole box is cashed.

Conan > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:37

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Danish. Hideous car taxes but very few automatics according to her.

PRBot II > wbizarre - OEM fetishist 12/06/2014 at 22:37

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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:37

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•Has bf

•buckets and buckets thinking about her

I know this feeling bro. It is not a super pleasant one. *sighs*

PRBot II > Conan 12/06/2014 at 22:38

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You've got a keeper.

PRBot II > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 12/06/2014 at 22:39

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Such is life.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:40

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Yep. Life can be shitty sometimes.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 22:52

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#TooLateNoChance

PRBot II > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/06/2014 at 23:01

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And I can't just disappear her bf :/

dogisbadob > Conan 12/06/2014 at 23:03

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Isn't that almost everywhere outside US, Canada, China, and Japan? :p

dogisbadob > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 23:04

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She's just impressed you can afford to keep a Saab on the road haha

Conan > dogisbadob 12/06/2014 at 23:05

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I approve of these places!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 23:10

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not with that kind of attitude you can't. And you probably shouldn't since you told us about this. Plus that would be wrong, unethical even.

PRBot II > dogisbadob 12/06/2014 at 23:17

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2014 cost to keep Saab on the road:

$85 — Full synthetic oil change

$10 — Tire rotation

Grand total: $95 USD

Mileage: 275,000

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 23:19

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Not while I'm around! That's highly illegal.

DoYouEvenShift > PRBot II 12/06/2014 at 23:21

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oh, your bf doesn't drive manual? So you have a gf then?

Both lol at once, she leaves lame bf for you!

Win!!

PRBot II > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 12/06/2014 at 23:23

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I have a married friend who told me that if a girl has a bf, you have to remove him from the equation. Easier said than done.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > PRBot II 12/07/2014 at 00:05

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Teach her how to drive your stick...